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Jim Packer's avatar

Bullwinkle J. Moose Party.

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He should get the Nobel Prize, but. I read Theodore Roosevelt got one, and Trump and Teddy were born from the same comedy app ("Bull Moose Party" -- what's not to like?) Obama, of course, got one for Being There, which is about as good an excuse for getting one as I can think of, but the only president really worth one was Truman. In fact, there were two atom bombs -- he shoulda got two. And Trump, it has yet to be noted, dropped the highest value megatonnage on the Enemy (Morder?) after that lot. That's what I like about Peace. You'd never put a Norwegian in charge of it.

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J.J. Dawson's avatar

Ha ha ha. There was something uncannily Mordoresque about that Iran raid

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Jim Packer's avatar

Mmm. Well I'm not sure exactly what Pete meant by "research", but from what I (dimly) recall, it seems to have kept him out of jail ... and he may even have kept his job at Faber.

Trump wants three things: The Nobel Prize; ennoblement by the British King; and, well, something best summed up in ancient Chinese koan, "happy wife is happy life". The first involves sucking the massive phallologos of the world squattocracy; the second involves sucking a lightly smaller phallologos but with the same nerve endings; and the third, well -- one out of three ain't bad?

JP

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J.J. Dawson's avatar

Hey Jim! Long time no talk. What a time to be alive hey? He keeps digging himself deeper. It's a bloody clown show, but I'm here for it. I've got my popcorn.

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