How many Democrats does it take to get the homeless black help to screw in a lightbulb? One, if he has a whip.
Why did the homeless black help cross the road? Because he saw George Wallace.
Why do black lives matter? Because they vote.
Why does Uncle Joe secretly dislike abortions? Because they vote.
How did Uncle Joe win the 2020 elections? Because nobody votes anymore.
Sorry, did I say humour? I actually have a PhD in history. (I’ve just traced the family history to Berehaven in Ireland, where I asked an Irishman, “Where do I go next?” To which he replied, “From here? Nowhere.” Bloody IRA.) (Sorry, those Biden jokes just keep coming.)
Good luck.
Thank you buddy.
I am a fund of Democrat humour.
How many Democrats does it take to get the homeless black help to screw in a lightbulb? One, if he has a whip.
Why did the homeless black help cross the road? Because he saw George Wallace.
Why do black lives matter? Because they vote.
Why does Uncle Joe secretly dislike abortions? Because they vote.
How did Uncle Joe win the 2020 elections? Because nobody votes anymore.
Sorry, did I say humour? I actually have a PhD in history. (I’ve just traced the family history to Berehaven in Ireland, where I asked an Irishman, “Where do I go next?” To which he replied, “From here? Nowhere.” Bloody IRA.) (Sorry, those Biden jokes just keep coming.)
C'mon, JJ. There's always someone worse off than you are. Take Hunter Biden.
The Hunter Biden Patent Technique for Dealing with Addiction:
Hey dad, I need half a bill's worth of coke.
The Hunter Biden Patent Technique for Dealing with Bad Relationships:
Hey dad, I need half a bill's worth of coke and the Lincoln Centre.
The Hunter Biden Patent Technique for Dealing with Legal Problems:
Hey dad, I need half a bill's worth of coke, the Lincoln Centre, and the DoJ.
The Hunter Biden Patent Technique for Dealing with Depression:
Hey dad, I need half a bill's worth of coke, the Lincoln Centre, the DoJ, and an even rortier rort of the next election.
Hunter Biden meets Justin Trudeau:
My dad's bigger'n yours.
(And then there's me. Imagine what it was like at my stand-up night with this sort of material. Depression? I was ready to slit Hunter's wrists.)
As always Jim, you manage to put a smile on my face. Thank you mate. The Hunter Biden analogy does put things in perspective a bit.
Thank you mate. I really appreciate these words. Hopefully I have some space to get things moving again soon.